Willamette Week:
What do you detest the most about what you do?
Bronwyn Richardson:
Like who? What happened?
Ever have any on-the job injuries? Like paper cuts, carpel tunnel, or prolonged mental anguish?
When you get hordes of people does that make you want to wrap faster. Or does it make you want to throw a match on the paper and run out?
Do you wrap presents at home, or do you just throw them in gift-bags with tissue paper? Or, are you vehemently against gift bags and the gift bag industry?
Do your friends and family ask you to wrap their presents? Isn't that like asking a chef to cook for you, or, asking a lumberjack to chop your wood pile?
Which of these titles best describes you: service professional, artist, stress alleviator, or holiday bitch?