October 6th, 2008 | by Matt Graham News | Posted In: CLEAN UP

Nobody Works Anymore: Fall is in the air

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Hey, all. How was the weekend? Are you feeling refreshed, excited and ready to go? Well it's a good thing you are, because the markets sure aren't . I t looks like stock prices are falling faster than the leaves on the trees. So does this mean we're officially fucked? Wait, what's that you say, Sean?

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Well, I'm glad we've got that cleared up. Though something tells me that the way things are going, pretty soon even this guy won't be able to afford his art supplies. He's probably going to need to use those trash bags for clothes.

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What we need in times like these is a leader , somebody who projects confidence, somebody who, when you look in his-or-her eyes, you say to yourself: "Self, here's somebody we can trust, somebody we can put the fate of the world in , no worries." Fortunately, I've got just the thing for you.

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Too bad some of those Eastern Media Elite Gotcha Journalists don't approve. I think they just can't handle a true Maverick, plus, job creation, and the trade sector, and stuff...

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I know it's only Monday afternoon, but fuck, I need a drink .
 
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