Nobody Works Anymore: Today in Wiener Watch 2008

Yesterday it was all about registering your wang and weenies who can't "debate" or "show up for late night tv shows":

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So in honor we give this week's Weenie Watch 2008:

EXPLODING WEENIES: Phillies ballpark evacuated by ballpark franks.

I'M ON A ROAD TO WEENIES: Remember those weenies hanging out on the on-ramp to I-405 and NW 23rd Avenue?

We first reported about them on Aug. 29 here.

And then again Sept. 5 here.


Well, after 27 DAYS they are STILL there. Notice how the grease stain has taken over the street. It reminds me of one of those gross jars in Vice magazine.


And, yes, we live in the weeniest of times. [Hat tip to Bojack]

Finally, here's Martha Stewart in a photo shoot for her new magazine, Martha Stewart Dreaming. [Hat tip to Dlisted]

Check out more reasons Nobody Works Anymore here!