Yesterday it was all about registering your wang
and weenies who can't "debate" or "show up for late night tv shows":
So in honor we give this week's Weenie Watch 2008
: Phillies ballpark evacuated
by ballpark franks.
I'M ON A ROAD TO WEENIES:
Remember those weenies hanging out on the on-ramp to I-405 and NW 23rd Avenue?
We first reported about them on Aug. 29 here
And then again Sept. 5 here
Well, after 27 DAYS they are STILL there. Notice how the grease stain has taken over the street. It reminds me of one of those gross jars
And, yes, we live in the weeniest of times
. [Hat tip to Bojack]
Finally, here's Martha Stewart in a photo shoot for her new magazine, Martha Stewart Dreaming
. [Hat tip to Dlisted
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