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FREDDY KRUEGER: When do you guys want to kill him?


DEAD UNCLE WHOSE BODY I SAW AT AN OPEN CASKET FUNERAL: I say we do it when he gets up to pee. You know, when he's walking down the hallway, in the dark.

FREDDY KRUEGER: What if he doesn't get up?

MURDERER: He'll get up. Look at how he's squirming. It's only a matter of time.

DEAD UNCLE: Man, I cannot wait to kill this kid.

MURDERER: Same here.

FREDDY KRUEGER: I've wanted to kill him ever since he saw my movie.

DEAD UNCLE: Do you guys remember that night-light Simon used to have?

MURDER: Man, that thing scared the heck out of me.

FREDDY KRUEGER: It's a good thing him mom got rid of it. Now there's nothing to stop us from killing him.

(Everyone nods in agreement)

DR. MURPHY: Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I was busy scheduling an appointment with Simon, to give him shots.


(Freddy Krueger and Dr. Murphy do their secret handshake)

MURDERER: It's getting kind of crowded in here. Chucky, can you move over?

CHUCKY: I'm over as far as I can get.

MURDERER: I need more space than you're giving me. I'm a lot bigger than you.

CHUCKY: Are you calling me short?

DR. MURPHY: Hey, guys, relax, all right? We're all here for the same reason: to kill and possibly eat Simon.

MURDERER: (Sighs.) You're right. I'm sorry.

CHUCKY: Yeah…me too. I kind of lost perspective.

DR MURPHY: It's okay. Just remember: we're all in this together.

DEAD UNCLE: Hey, it looks like he's getting up! Wait a minute…where's he going?

CHUCKY: I think he's running into his mom's room!

DEAD UNCLE: Maybe we should follow him?

CHUCKY: Are you insane? I'm not facing that kid's mother. That woman is terrifying!

MURDERER: Seriously, there is no way I'm going in there.

FREDDY KRUEGER: (Sighs.) I guess tonight's a bust. Let's try tomorrow, okay? Same time, same place.