": Okay, so maybe it's time to visit Dad's old aftershave
after all. Personally, the jalapeno man-popper makes me hot.
: or God
. You decide. (Dlisted.com
Forget The Texas goat-sucker
: Who doesn't love lil' puppy-wuppies—oh, god... it's the chupacabra
He just wanted the ring back
. But what's with the Samurai sword
: "Now I've learned my A,B...WTF
? Learning to read in your nightmares:
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