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BLOGS: Out in the Portland blogs, Metroblogging is talking about a class-action suit filed here against one of the biggest ticket scalpers, and Lefty Lane slaps KATU for cutting John Edwards out of its presidential poll (thanks, Jack Bog). Elsewhere, we find that Cloverfield gives wives across America a chance to see their pasty, pathetic husbands again, and that Barack Obama is the scourge of old ladies everywhere.

VIDEO: The Everyday Normal Guy raps about...everyday, normal stuff:

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And yes, there's a sequel:

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Our Queer Window guy goes for this Footloose/Brokeback mashup: