You Can Eat Trump-Themed Pizza in Portland Now

It's huge. I've heard it's the best pizza in Portland. My people are looking into it.

Vinnie's Pizza is looking to make some extra cash by exploiting the American poster child for making bank, Republican front-runner Donald Trump.

The pizza shop has begun slinging a new pie, which ity calls "The Wall," in reference to Trump's plans to build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

It's technically a Donald "Drumpf"-themed pizza, which fans of HBO's Last Week Tonight might be familiar with. Vinnie's clarifies that, just in case anyone thinks this is a Trump/Drumpf endorsement.

Three toppings of your choice and triple cheese come on the pizza.

"It's a wall of pizza, overdone and overblown. Cut into slices that little tiny fingers can handle. Everybody likes it. It's everyone's favorite. It's the best built pizza you'll ever see. I guarantee it. Not for losers and haters," the advertisement states.

These extra-loaded pizzas come in every size, from small to giant. But each "Wall" of pizza costs between $4 and $10 more than a normal combo pizza. The giant is $35.

"You can use cash, credit card, or send the bill to Mexico. They'll pay for it. I guarantee they'll pay for it," Vinnie's advertisement reads.

EAT: Vinnie's Pizza, 8436 N Ivanhoe St., 11 am-10 pm Monday-Friday. Noon-8 pm Sunday.

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