In this new column, WW music calendar and contributing writer Mitch Lillie helps the discerning club-goer put together their weekly calendar by compiling Portland's best dance-music options for the next seven days. Turn up, tune in, drop the bass.
80s Pun Award
Binary Musician Runner-Up
Sellout level: High
(8 pm, $15)
Classiness level: High
Joint twisting threat: High
Sauerkraut scent level: High
(9 pm, $10)
Faux classiness level: You didn't get a table?
Musical diversity: 0/10
Musical quality: 7/10
(9 pm, $50, tables $500)
Official font: Ancient Aliens Sans
Underground points awarded: 17
Venue Name Solidity Index: 0
(8 pm, $5 before, $10 after 10 pm)
Event planning level: Napoleonic
Death arrival vector: From Above
Disco house over/under (in percentage of tracks): 92
(9 pm, $5)
Volume: Turnt
Refinement: Plank constant
Rap Game: Media blitz
(9 pm, $40-60, 18+)
Dope level: Chill
Tight level: Dope
Chill level: Tight
(9 pm, $100)
Binary Musician Award, bro endorsement
Decibels: LOL I didnât go this year, bro
Female attendance: Low, bro
(7 pm, $35, 18+)
Pop type: Synth
Musical Drops (over/under): 0
Charitable support level: Nick Johnson
(9 pm, $20)
Local house scene cred: Immeasurable
80s Pun Award Runner-Up
Price point: wat
(9 pm, $5)
Repeat number: 2
DJ social class: God mode
Style points: 2816
(9 pm, free)
WWeek 2015