Bike: Crater Lake Rim
Half a million people visit Crater Lake each year—they can't all be wrong.
Stiff climbs through thin air, with views that are more than worth it. Rim Drive overlooks the lake—from between 500 and 2,000 feet above its surface—and rolls through pines and pumice fields for 33 miles. One of the nation's 10 most beautiful roads according to AAA.
Your Camelback and an industrial-sized inhaler.
Bicycle Crater Lake.
Hike: Steens Mountain
So you can say you summited a 9,733-foot peak. Don't mention you only walked half a mile.
A 30-mile-long miniature mountain range (technically just one peak) rising 5,000 feet above the Alvord Desert. The Steens Mountain Loop will take you from the road almost to the top, but for greater satisfaction and scenery, hike from desert to snowcap through the glacier-carved Little Blitzen Gorge.
SPF 30, a camera, a partner who'll back up your story.
Steens Mountain trails.
Hike: Imnaha River Trail in Hells Canyon
To swear at the snakes and heat like a grizzled 18th-century miner. "Oh, pickleshoes!"
High canyon walls rising from the wild, white churn of the Imnaha. Five dusty miles gets you to Eureka Bar and the remnants of a turn-of-the-century mining camp. The especially lucky or quiet might even spot one of Hells Canyon's rumored wolves.
Stiff boots, fluids and your best gold pan.
Imnaha trail Hells Canyon.
Hike: Ice Lake
To battle the Abominable Snowman.
Wildlife and wild vistas of the Wallowa Mountains distract from the stiff climb. The trail rises 3,300 feet in eight miles up to the shivery blues of alpine Ice Lake. From there, ambitious view-seekers can scramble another 2,000 feet to the top of the Matterhorn. Isn't there another one of those?
Good boots, swimsuit, monster-battling weapon of choice.
Ice Lake Wallowa.