Steven Avery's Adorable Defense Attorneys From Making a Murderer Are Coming to Portland

Prepare to get up close and personal with your favorite judicial dream(boat) team.

Put down your Making a Murderer fan fiction, Murderites (I just made that up)—your dreams are about to come true!

That's right, Dean Strang and Jerry Buting—Steven Avery's sexy lawyers who love justice and truth (and maybe you)—are coming to the Schnitz on Sunday, June 19, as part of their "A Conversation on Justice Tour."

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We'll give you a second to compose yourself.

According to the Web site for the event:

Oh God, there is nothing hotter than highlighting the imperfections in our judicial system.

Sure, there are still questions of ethics about the documentarians who made Making a Murder, but OMG have you seen these fiiiiiiiiine justice warriors?

We suggest you start prepping now for the question-and-answer section. Possible questions: "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" "Is that a mirror in your pants?" "Do outlier cases such as this really do anything to solve the systematic problems of prosecutorial injustice?" and "Are you on Tinder?"

GO: "A Conversation on Justice Tour" at Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on Sunday, June 19, 2016 at 8pm. $39.50 to $95.

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Lizzy Acker

Lizzy Acker is Willamette Week's former web editor. Her first book, Monster Party, came out in 2010. She was born in Oregon, lived in San Francisco for almost eight years and then moved back to Oregon, just like everyone always knew she would.

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