In what's become something of a bi-annual tradition, comedian Dave Chappelle is doing a surprise string of shows in Portland next week.
The mercurial comic will perform four shows in three nights at Aladdin Theater, March 15-17.
Or, you know, you can camp out in Pioneer Courthouse Square for a few days with a microphone and a portable amp and heart brimming with hope, and just see what happens.
UPDATE: Tickets sold out in 4 minutes. But don't worry, you can still get them on StubHub for $400!
GO: Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie Ave., 7 pm Tuesday, 7 and 10 pm Wednesday and 7 pm Thursday, March 15-17. $55.