So, you didn't get tickets for the Dave Chappelle show at the Aladdin? You logged on, pushed buy, and they were sold out with in seconds?

Guess what? The (predictable) hand of fate is giving you a second chance: Two more shows have been added—at 7 and 10 pm on Friday, March 18.

And this time, there's a two-ticket maximum per person. God, we hope you didn't spend $400 on a worthless scalped ticket.

Tickets for the newly added shows go on sale today, Monday, March 14, "Pi Day", at noon. Will your Chappelle-ish dreams finally be coming true?? Get your information entered, put an "At Lunch" sign on your desk, and be ready to hit "Purchase Tickets" at noon.

See you at the show…maybe.