Here are the performances that we're most excited about this week. Plus, the best place to eat nearby, from our brand new 2016 Cheap Eats Guide, and tips on where drink after the show.

Photo from CoHo Productions
Photo from CoHo Productions

[OPENING THIS WEEKEND] Failing newspapers, double-wide trailers, lonely long-haul truckers and the impending doom of Y2K welcome Bryan (Third Rail mainstay Michael O'Connell) when he returns to his rural Idaho home. CoHo Theater, 2257 NW Raleigh St., 220-2646. 7:30 pm Thursday-Saturday and 2 pm Sunday, March 25-April 16. $28.

Eat here before the show: Pacific Pie Co.

Photo from Pacific Pie Co.
Photo from Pacific Pie Co.

"PPC certainly has the crust down pat: a sturdy, crumbly wall of pastry that gives way to oozy filling with a delightful crackle."

Drink here after: M Bar "Take a step inside the 10-by-10-foot cubicle and you get to know every patron. The inviting space thrives on the cocktail party atmosphere."

photo from Triangle Productions
photo from Triangle Productions

[COCKTAILS AND CORN NUTS] Triangle Productions' candy-colored musical version of the 1988 cult classic is slightly lighter, but with the same body count. You'll be singing along to "My Dead Gay Son" in no time. On-brand bonuses include a pre-show signature cocktail called the Heathers-Up, snack-size bags of Heather C's favorite snack—corn nuts. Triangle Theater, 1725 NE Sandy Blvd., 239-5919. 7:30 pm Thursday-Saturday, through April 2; 2 pm Sunday, March 27. $15-$35.

Eat here before the show: Tails & Trotters

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"Tails & Trotters is best known as a butcher shop, but it serves up an array of sandwiches characterized by loving attention to its trademark pork."

Drink here after: Stammtisch. Our 2015 Bar of the Year is "a more refined version of Prost, with everything that works so well on Mississippi in a better room, with better food and a better crowd.

The Lady Aoi – photo by John Rudoff
The Lady Aoi – photo by John Rudoff

[SEXY ROCK THRILLER] A sparkly red drum kit resembling Star Bar is the last thing you'd expect in an ancient Japanese Noh drama. It's also the first thing you see in this erotic ghost story about a woman hospitalized for "sex complexes." It's a short-and-sweet production that feels like a public playground for an artist who likes to pull out all the stops. Read the full review. Imago Theatre, 17 SE 8th Ave., 231-9581. 7:30 pm Thursday-Saturday and 2 pm Sunday, March 24-27. $15-$25.

Eat here before the show: C'est Si Bon

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"This candlelit creperie behind Burnside Brewing specializes in wine, French bistro fare and a cozy intimacy that can be hard to find in Portland."

Drink here after: Slow Bar "Slow Bar is, as ever, a bartender favorite and a place to hide in deep, round booths less plush than they are all-enveloping, with pretty much only metal on the jukebox. New Portland doesn't exist here, and isn't really wanted."

courtesy of Kathleen Kelly
courtesy of Kathleen Kelly

[JUST LIKE NETFLIX] When this episodic horror show debuted at Pilot Season, an annual "theater for TV people" competition hosted by Action/Adventure Theatre, it didn't win a full run, but it did get a cult following. It's theater you can binge-watch. On Saturdays, you can even consecutively watch all four episodes of the semi-improvised part sitcom, part psychological-horror play. Read the full review. Shoebox Theater, 2110 SE 10th Ave., 481-9742. 8 pm Friday-Sunday and 3:30 pm Saturday, through March 26. $15.

Eat here before the show: Chicken and Guns.

(Rachael Renee Levasseur)
(Rachael Renee Levasseur)

Our 2016 Cart of the Year does "birds…grilled so they get a little smoky, then topped with deliriously good Peruvian-inspired sauce made of cilantro, jalapeños and sour cream."

Drink here after: While Owl Social Club "A mullet of a bar, White Owl keeps the business in front and the parties out back on a huge-ass patio with picnic tables, a fire pit and bands and DJs on the weekends."

photo from Sir Cupcake’s Queer Circus
photo from Sir Cupcake’s Queer Circus

[THIS WEEKEND ONLY] Transgender circus performer and director Jack Stocklynn, aka Sir Cupcake, brings his queer circus performers to an interstellar cruise ship with spectacular aerialists, contortionist Meg Russell and trapeze stars Larke and Kelsey. Yes, there will be cupcakes. Echo Theater, 1515 SE 37th Ave., 231-1232. 8 pm Thursday-Saturday and 3 pm Saturday, March 24–26. $20-$25.

Eat here before the show: Nakhon

(Emily Joan Greene)
(Emily Joan Greene)

"In a ramshackle house that most recently hosted the Hawthorne Street Cafe, Nakhon is devoted to the pungent, famously searing food of Thailand's deep south.

Drink here after: Crush Bar "Crush offers a new take on the gay bar: not being a gay bar. Well, not exclusively. As the sign on the door indicates, it's welcoming of every body of every persuasion."

Stupid Fucking Bird – photo by Patrick Weishampel
Stupid Fucking Bird – photo by Patrick Weishampel

[FANCY NIGHT OUT] Loosely adapted from Chekhov's The Seagull, this play is three acts of neurotic moaning about the struggles of artists and the role of theater in a lengthy "woe is me" rant that feels like artistic masturbation. The the actors are stunning and Portland Center Stage's pop art set is graffitied with neon green and pink portraits of Chekhov. Read the full review. Gerding Theater at the Armory, 128 NW 11th Ave., 445-3700. 7:30 pm Tuesday-Sunday; 2 pm Saturday-Sunday; noon Thursday, through March 27. $25-$70.

Eat here before the show: Boxer Ramen

Photo: Amaren Colosi
Photo: Amaren Colosi

"The pot stickers with pickles ($5), ramen bowls with a poached egg, and "okonomiyaki tots"—$6 totchos with spicy mayonnaise and trembling bonito flakes—are nighthawk comfort."

Drink here after: Jackknife "A cosmopolitan, terribly pretty space with a fireplace hearth, a marble bar that extends for miles, an ornate intra-building skylight and a party lounge in the back."

JoshuaJ Weinstein, Vin Shambry, Chris Harder, Joe Gibson, Rebecca Ridenour, Chantal DeGroat – photo by Owen Carey,
JoshuaJ Weinstein, Vin Shambry, Chris Harder, Joe Gibson, Rebecca Ridenour, Chantal DeGroat – photo by Owen Carey,

[EDITOR'S PICK] The new show at Artists Rep is a theatrical mic drop. The audience sat in silence for three minutes (I timed it) when the show ended on opening night, except for the sound of a few people trying to swallow their sobs. It's a hilarious, belly-laughing show about German soldiers committing genocide in Namibia. Read the full review. Artists Repertory Theatre, 1515 SW Morrison St., 241-1278. 7:30 pm Wednesday-Sunday and 2 pm Sunday, through April 3. $48.

Eat here before the show: Kung Pow

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"an amped-up celebration of the old-school American Chinese family restaurant—oil and heat and spice brought into a concert that's way more Van Halen than Mozart."

Drink here after: Pope House Bourbon Lounge "A reminder of a simpler, more refined era, the repurposed Victorian houses an impressive selection of bourbon …in what feels like an impromptu house party when your rich buddy's parents are out of town. "

Hatch Harris
Hatch Harris

[COMEDY] When Thermals frontman Hutch Harris broke into standup, locals like Alex Falcone, Bri Pruett and then-Portlander Amy Miller welcomed him. Now he's giving the stage back to them with this new showcase. Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th Ave., 800-643-8669. 8 pm. $5-$13. 21+.

Eat here before the show: Devil's Dill

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"An upscale take on the traditional Midwestern midnight hoagie—like Jimmy John's but, uh, good. The Dill's No. 1 ($9.50) is one of the city's great bun-based meals"

Drink here after: Double Barrel "a burly, burnished, cheekily luxe saloon with vintage shuffleboard, a central fireplace and a small forest of reclaimed wood. The effect is an elegant nod to the past rendered with charm"