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"We all say Bernie! 'Cause he's the best!"
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"Andy Roy, for sure, just 'cause he's my favorite skater."
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"We're not from here, so we're not sure what the politics are like. It seems like a really nice place, though. Going off of who we've seen, though, maybe that Star Wars unicycle guy should be mayor."
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"Matt Smith from Doctor Who, because he's the only Doctor that mattered."
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(Left) "I'm not sure, I'm visiting from Vietnam. I'd say him [points to guy on right], because he's the only Portlander I know, and he's fun, honest and kind." (Right) "I agree with her. I'm completely pragmatic, and I'd turn all the stop signs into yield signs—not to toot my own horn, but I think the stop-sign thing would be a hit here."
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"Charles Barkley. He's not the best speaker, but he's really smart, and a lot of his views seem like they'd align with what Portland needs."
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(Left) "Snoop Dogg, because Portland would be even more chill." (Right) "Tom Cruise, 'cause he's less crazy than most politicians."