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Headout: Par & Bub Quiz

Pub trivia.

[For our guide to 157 Portland bars, including our bar of the year, click here. Quiz current as of April 2014.]

Which Portland bar…

Your score (scroll to top to see it after finishing quiz):

17% or worse: What, you just move here from California? Oh right… from Brooklyn. Flatbush was too expensive for you, so you came here.

18-40%: The liver is strong, but the mind is weak.

41%-66%: We consider you a friend to bars. But not a very good friend. More like an acquaintance.

67%-90%: You smell like whiskey…. in the good way.

91%-100%: Congratulations! You cheated! And you're an alcoholic.