A Storm’s Coming

In honor of Stormy Daniels’ appearance at a Portland-area strip club this weekend, here’s a roundup of memorabilia to celebrate the President’s most memorable liaison.

Stormy Daniels at AVN Awards Las Vegas 2012. (Michael Dorausch/ Wikimedia Commons)

It isn't every day you get to see middle-aged women high five each other over the compromising position a stripper puts an old, privileged white man. But Stormy, intentionally or not, has become a symbol of female resistance under the Trump era; of women calling out the vulnerable and toxic powers that be. The internet is well aware, and we found a #TeamStormy tees galore and even an adult coloring book to prove it. Even if you don't make it out to Starz Cabaret for her appearance, you can bring Daniels with you, or gift her to others, with this lineup of on-theme merch.

Sure to grace the halls of the Smithsonian eventually. (Amazon)

Penthouse Magazine – May/June, 2018

Features an interview and photo spread with Daniels, including another piece on something called "Pet of the Year," Gina Valentina.

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Yes, it’s an open, blank notebook.

The Official Stormy Daniels Blank Notebook

Described by the manufacturer as a perfect blank book for your "profoundest thoughts about the people who make our lives better." $4.95.


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Comes in womens, mens and childrens sizes, if you really want Billy to make a statement at his birthday party. (Amazon)

#TeamStormy Shirt

We live in a time where a stripper is the Wonder Woman of 2018 to hundreds of thousands of people wanting to stick it to the Orange One. $17.95.

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For something more subtle. (Amazon)

See Stormy 2020 tee here

(Amazon)

Stormy Daniels Adult Coloring Book

A satirical coloring book that celebrates the buxom woman behind the scandal.


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Blonde and ready to talk. (Amazon)

Besgo Long Blonde Hair Wig

Don't act like you haven't already rolled around a few executive branch-themed Halloween ideas. It's never too early. $13.99.

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Lauren Yoshiko

Lauren has contributed to the Willamette Week's weed column since 2013, initially going by "Mary Romano" until marijuana became legal in Oregon. She also writes about movies, plays and restaurants for the Art and Culture section.

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