More than the heat or the robots or the pestilence, Burning Man is known for the orgy dome. Hell, it could be the name of the whole festival. It's air conditioned—but with more than 5,000 guests visiting the dome each year, it's unlikely nobody's coming out without at least something burning.

Earlier this week, Esquire wrote about the orgy dome experience, interviewing four people who spent time in there. And guess what! Two of them were from Portland: "Jocelyn, 28, pastry chef in Portland, Oregon" and "Jocelyn's partner, Luke, 34, winemaker in Portland, Oregon," as the article identified them. The other couple featured in the article—a set builder and a production assistant in LA.—had Esquire change their names.

Why an article about an orgy dome needs to contain such easily identifying information is beyond me, but hey: Portland gotta Portland.

Anyway, here's what Jocelyn said:

We were probably there for over an hour. The six of us all shared one mattress and eventually took over a second one. At one point, I was being fingered by one of the guys, while his wife was going down on Luke. Luke and I were just looking at each other the whole time, like, “OMG, this is rad.”

Here's what Luke said:

While I didn’t interact with men by sucking or fucking, I definitely made out with them, which tends to be my M.O. during group play. That being said, if a guy grabbed me or started giving me oral, I wouldn’t recoil; the experience of it all seems like it would be worth giving a shot. Everyone was already so close as friends and this just made us that much closer. In a way, we became a little sixsome family afterward.

We look forward to a re-enaction by Fred And Carrie.