It turns out the Portland Trail Blazers are theater kids off the court.
In a video the team posted on Twitter last week, Damian Lillard and CJ McCollum are shown campaigning for each other to get voted onto the NBA All-Star team.
At the start of the short clip, a bagpipe-playing, flaming-throwing Darth Vader rolls by on a unicycle with a "Vote CJ NBA All-Star Sign." When the helmet comes off—surprise, surprise—it's not the Unipiper. It's Blazers point guard Damian Lillard.
"What's CJ up to now?" he asks in a phone call to forward Meyers Leonard.
"He's dancing!" Leonard replies enthusiastically. "And it's pretty fantastic!"
McCollum, clad in a "Vote For Damian" shirt and moon boots shuffles in front of a green screen stage doing the Napoleon Dynamite high school assembly dance.
"I never knew it, but CJ McCollum's hips don't lie," one commenter wrote.
"Meyers Leonard deadass needs an Oscar for this," wrote another.
Watch the video below.