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Oh, somewhere in this wretched land the president’s a boor;
The chatbots are all racists, and tech bros rob the poor,
And somewhere men are weeping for the love that they now lack;
But there is some joy in Portland—Damian Lillard has come back.
With apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer
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