If you want a Halloween costume that doesn't involve Donald Trump, look no further.

Portland's political set offered WW some ideas—sort of.

As the Twitter meme goes, your Halloween costume is "sexy "plus your greatest fear. And this year, WW asked those aspiring for political office their fears as part of the endorsement interview process.

(A startling number of politicians told WW they're afraid of dying before their kids. That's a decided downer for a Halloween costume, but, you know, true for perhaps every good parent.)

The below were chosen to delight and amuse—plus one indictment of the social media age: