To be fair, the pool does look pretty soakable.
Originally, officials thought the Portlander he had merely lost his footing and slipped into the hot spring while walking off track.
But according to the recently released report, on the afternoon of June 7, 23-year-old Colin Scott and his sister left the boardwalk near Pork Chop Geyser and wandered to the Norris Geyser basin looking for a pool to soak in.
The report quoted Scott's sister as saying, "her brother was reaching down to check the temperature of a hot spring when he slipped and fell into the pool."
She had been filming the journey to the geyser on her phone, and caught Scott's accident. Officials say they won't release the video.
Later, a rescue team found portions of Scott's body, along with a wallet and orange flip flops. The rescuers had to stop due to a lightning storm, and when they came back the next day, they couldn't find any further remains in the highly acidic water.
"In a very short order," a deputy said, "there was a significant amount of dissolving,"