Whether you're an experienced skater or a soon-to-be-sore novice, nothing says holiday fun like slipping around on ice.
The Portland area has four ice skating rinks where you and your friends and family can experience the joy of flying around faster than you could ever run and the sheer terror of losing your balance and careening toward a wooden wall at 20 miles per hour.
Here's what to expect at each.
Ice skating at the rink in the middle of Lloyd Center is like riding a cable car in San Francisco: It's not cheap, but you should do it at least once. This is one of the malls where Tonya Harding learned to skate, and any day of the week you might see a future Harding twirling on the ice, heading from a hardscrabble Oregon childhood to Olympic glory. But it isn't just kids who make use of the only ice rink within Portland's city limits. When we went for a skate on a Tuesday morning, a group of women in their 50s dominated the center of the rink, practicing a routine to ABBA's "Dancing Queen." A white-haired lady and a younger man skated arm in arm, and a middle-aged guy wearing headphones sprinted around in circles. My boyfriend, a hockey player from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, pronounced the ice "good and solid." When I crashed near the end of our visit, my knees agreed. This isn't exactly a cheap day out with the kids. Still, it's extra fun to skate around the ice while teenagers, tourists and hobos look on. LIZZY ACKER.
Winterhawks Skating Center
This cavernous facility, where Portland's major junior team practices, has 15,000 square feet of floor space and a row of championship pennants hanging from the rafters. It feels like an '80s roller rink stuffed inside a high-school gym. Parents line the Plexiglas walls, staring at their kids kish-kishing, while tweens hold hands skating three abreast. There are preschoolers in helmets and parents snapping pictures. One middle-aged dude was channeling his inner Tonya Harding. TYLER HURST.
Sherwood Ice Arena
Remember when all it took to entertain you as a kid was a rink, a little music and some flashy lights, along with the possibility you'd hold your crush's hand during the partner skate? Return to the thrills of middle school at Sherwood's disco night, where they spin disco balls and pump up Top 40 jams. Public skate sessions are held throughout the week, but the mood lighting and DJ are available only on Fridays from 7:35 to 9:35 pm. The darkness also provides some anonymity to those wall clingers who spend more time on their tailbones than their skates. After a few wobbly laps, your Rollerblading experience from the '90s should kick right in.The arena offers a date-night special, which includes mini pizzas and medium drinks for an additional $5, but eating concession-stand food in a lobby that smells like a hamper of musty gym socks isn't advised. Instead, drink like an adult before you play like a kid by ordering pints at NW Growlers across the street. The combination of beer, blades and ice would surely get you grounded if your mom had anything to say about it. ANDI PREWITT.
Mountain View Ice Arena
This is your all-purpose Vancouver rink, nestled on scenic Mill Plain Boulevard between a Papa Murphy's and City Bible Church. She's not much to look at, but through the nondescript strip-mall entrance, Mountain View has all the decoration a rink needs: a dusty case of trophies, fliers for a kids camp, vending machines and a Blades of Glory poster. In the bleachers on a Sunday, school kids sip Swiss Miss from the snack bar while watching local tournament hockey games. The daily schedule is packed with speed-skating and hockey classes, freestyle skating and "sticktime." This is a safety-first, squeaky-clean family place, where moms can feed kids fries and watch TV in the dining area or send tired skaters to play the San Francisco Rush arcade game under the bleachers. ENID SPITZ.