Portland's oldest titty bar has become an icon of Portland's vaunted weirdness and purported sexual libertinism, and it's easy to see why. The claustrophobic joint feels like a friendly neighborhood bar where the neighbors are keen on jiggling their breasts, undulating their crotches in your face and bending their legs over their heads. The bartenders are exceedingly friendly, the dancers pick their own tunes from an onstage jukebox and crack jokes midshimmy, and the patrons range from dirty old men to young couples.
What to drink: The specially brewed and aptly named Topless Blonde Ale, $4.50.
Happy hour: None.
Entertainment: Strippers, video poker, public erections.