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"Pillage and plunder, call me ya plumber/ Knock on this wood, get rocked by this thunder."
"Quickie" is a highlight from Miguel's overlooked 2010 record, All I Want Is You, but there's no quicker way to get blocked then to jump into a plumber metaphor.
"Kiss me like a cream pie/ Sweet, sweet control"
Going to Lauretta Jean's on a first date is a great idea as long as you don't use this as your pick-up line.
"Skip dinner heading straight for dessert."
Trust me, it sounds better in your head.
"Body built for the beach, do you got that ocean?/ Body surf, don't sleep/ Body surf on me."
Passionate love-as-wave metaphor? Save it for the honeymoon.
Every single word of "The Valley."
Miguel's ode to the San Fernando Valley porn industry is so raunchy that we're hesitant to even print the lyrics. Swipe left on anyone who dares, 'cause gross.
SEE IT: MFNW, Soul'd Out and Double Tee present Miguel at Roseland Theater, 8 NW 6th Ave., with Dorothy, on Friday, Aug. 21. 9 pm. Sold out. All ages.
WWeek 2015