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Apocalypse No! Zombie "Safe Zone" established outside PDX

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PDX Zombie Prom
People seem to think that the undead are adorable.
No, friends, the best way to go is into the wilds, fortify, lay low, and work on re-populating the world.
Zombie Research Society,
is currently at work establishing a network of safe zones throughout the nation—and Portland has stepped up as the first such zone.
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The isolated facility has wild game, water, natural boundaries and campsites established for ZRS members in the event of an outbreak.
marauders on motorcycles and hillbillies seeking clean water and food can be an equal menace.
Bear Grylls
Smash her skull, head toward Newberg, and await instructions.
To sign up, visit www.zombieresearch.org.

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