It's judgment day, Americans, and not the kind of judgment day that involves Linda Hamilton killing robots. The stakes are arguably higher, so here are eight places you can go for sustenance and election-watching tonight.
It's not just a bar: It's a bar with a hidden room! Perfect for election night meltdowns.
3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd. 6 pm. Free.
In an election seriously lacking in bipartisanship, what better place to go for a sandwich or a slice of pie? Sweet berry or cream pie, plus vegan and gluten-free options…mm….
7901 SE Stark St. 6 pm to 9 pm. Free.
If you want to get here in time for happy hour, make sure you arrive before 6 pm so you can get $1 off of anything. Because what's more American than that?
736 SE Grand Ave. 5 pm. Free.
Join Willamette Week for bowling, arcade games and even candidate cocktails. Plus, attendees can use the code WWENP2016 to get $5 off two Lyft rides.
808 SE Morrison St. 3 pm to 11 pm. Free.
You may as well watch the election results if you go here, because plenty of the movies the Laurelhurst is showing this week (like Snowden and Hell or High Water) have a political message anyway.
2735 E Burnside St. 5 pm. Free.
Have some pizza with your politics.
1624 NW Glisan St. 4 pm door, 6 pm election coverage. Free.
This bar, which is located in the uncontrollably awesome wedge-shaped building known as the Zipper, is offering a free champagne toast "when she wins."
2724 NE Pacific St. Starts when the polls start to close. Free.
Revolution is doing a raffle. But honestly, what prize could compete with the fact that this election is almost over?
1300 SE Stark St # 110. 3 pm. 21 and over. Free.