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We’re So Sex Positive in Portland, You Can Take a Classes on Everything from Fellatio to Sensual Caning

Want to learn about squirting orgasms? There's a class on that, too.

…mapping the vulva (SheBop, Feb. 20)

…self-pleasure (Psychic Sister, Feb. 23)

…anal sex (SheBop, Feb. 28)

…fingering, fisting and sensual touch (Club Privata, March 8)

…fellatio (SheBop, March 10)

…polyamory (Sex Positive Portland, March 29-31)

…sensual caning (The Liquor Store, March 31)

…rope bondage (Club Privata, April 12)

…BDSM (KinkFest, April 19-21)

…squirting orgasms (SheBop, May 1)

…talking dirty and role-play (The Liquor Store, May 19)

1. Because we're not afraid of public displays of affection…

2. Because women are in charge…

3. Because our local theater scene tells true, inspiring Oregon stories…

4. Because Kevin Calabro and Lamar Hurd make even Blazer losses fun…

5. Because we're still No. 1 in semi-factual superlatives…

6. Because we have a sixth quadrant now…

7. Because the hottest rapper in the game is obsessed with us…

8. Because Oregon is gradually getting more diverse, and in unexpected ways…

9. Because we can work it out…

10. Because we helped jump-start the movement that's changing the tech 
industry…

11. Because if you want to, you can dance to…

12. Because we're so sex positive, you can take a class on…

13. Because we're working to become a bike haven again…

14. Because after walking across Antarctica, I can still come back 
to my favorite dive bar…

15. Because the Blazers' game-day posters are the coolest collectibles in sports…

16. Because our airport is Beervana…

17. Because our fake fast food beats the real thing…

18. Because the Big Pipe is keeping poop out of the river…

19. Because we're making an effort to diversify the cannabis industry…

20. Because we finally have a virtual reality playland…

21. Because we have nicer weather than Hawaii (no, really)…

22. Because Basic Rights Oregon is fighting for LGTBQ+ rights—and winning…

23. Because Portland State's gym just underwent an awesome makeover…

24. …and the courthouse is getting one, too.

25. Because our hotel bars are some of the best bars in the city…

26. Because you'll spend less time in jail here than the national average…

27. Because we make some of the best guitar pedals in the biz…

28. Because our Curry is better than that other Curry…

29. Because we're Raptorville USA…

30. Because ICE hates us…

31. Because everything that dies someday comes back…