Beauty, Sex & Spa

Say tease
[BIG '80S HAIR] Thank you, thank you to Ginger Salon owner Deanna Everson for this sentence: "If someone acts out the boombox scene from Say Anything outside my suite window, they get a free deep treatment valued at $75." That's right, the hair destination will drop a gift certificate out of its second floor window if you don John Cusack's trenchcoat and blast Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" outside the salon during the hours of 11 am to 6 pm anytime between Wednesday, Jan. 28, and Saturday, Jan. 31. Wow.1720 NW Lovejoy St., No. 215, 546-4689, gingersalon.com.

Hair Cares
[OUCH] Do not brave Valentine's Day unprepared. Nova Boyce of Bare Esthetics is offering our dear readers a gift certificate for a free 75-minute customized facial when you buy a Brazilian wax job. Inside Bonnet boutique, 412 NW 11th Ave., 358-7447, bareesthetics.com.

Pen Pal
[SEX—DIRTY, FREAKY, SEXY SEX] Local erotica emporium Fantasy for Adults Only will help you get it on. The catch? You gotta give it up: Email your wildest fantasy (300 words or less, please) to deals@wweek.com, subject line "MY FFAO FANTASY," through Saturday, Feb. 7. We'll publish your sweet nothings (anonymously) on our site. In return, FFAO will ante up coupons for 25 percent off your total purchase for the first 30 horndogs who send in dirty emails. Fantasy for Adults Only, 1512 W Burnside St., 295-6969, and other locations, fantasyforadultsonly.com.

Hot in the Hot Tub
[SPLASH] Private spa spot Portland Tub Tan offers by-the-hour hot-tubbing action for couples 'n' more. Right now, when you buy one hour of soaking time and tell 'em Willamette Week sent ya, you'll get the second hour free (Sundays-Thursdays through Feb. 12). 8028 SE Stark St., 261-1180, tubandtan.com.

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