In a mere 10 days, 2011, with its awful progression of
disasters and revolutions and crackdowns and more disasters and dickish
politics and more revolutions and more crackdowns will finally come to a
close, never again to haunt us. While there will doubtless be plenty of
misery to come in 2012—along with some sort of crystal evolution thing,
if I'm reading my appropriated Mayan astrology correctly—we are granted
one night of respite, at the turning of the year, before the next
catastrophe sets in. We'd better make it a good one. Fortunately for us,
this year brings an unusually large crop of really great New Year's Eve
parties to Portland. Here are the best 29 of them, organized by your
favorite means of coping with misery.
I Just Wanna Dance
80s Video Dance Attack
VJ Kittyrox plays the early MTV oeuvre. Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell, 284-8686, wonderballroom.com. 8 pm. $17-$22. 21+.
Cooky Parker Presents: One Possible History of Dance Music 1961-2011
The Woods, 6637 SE Milwaukie Ave., 890-0408, thewoodsportland.com. 8 pm. $10 in advance, $12 at the door. 21+.
Roaring Twenties Havana New Years
Contigo, Melao de Cuba and the Shanghai
Woolies headline a formal-dress bash celebrating the good (for
Americans) olâ days between Cubaâs independence and its takeover by
brutal gangster politicians. Cuban food will be served. A portion of the
proceeds will benefit Tears of Joy Theatre and Portland Youth Jazz
Orchestra. TA Event Center, 300 NE Multnomah St., brownpapertickets.com. 8 pm-1:30 am. $75-$100. 21+.
The Miracles Club, Sex Life, Ancient Heat, Sun Angle, Palmas, DJ Copy, DJ Snakks, DJ Hostile Tapeover
Hypnotic house, cheesy electro-pop,
nouveau disco and whatever the hell Copy doesâthis is gonna be the
second-best dance party in town, after Talkdemonic. Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison St., 239-7639, holocene.org. 9 pm. $13. 21+.
I Just Wanna Rock Out
Blood Beach, And And And, This Charming Man
An evening of, uh, letâs call them unusual vocals. And a Smiths cover band, for variety. The World Famous Kenton Club, 2025 N Kilpatrick St., kentonclub.com. 9 pm. Free. 21+.
Caleb Klauder Country Band, Foghorn Stringband
The old-school country singer and roots band take the stage of Portlandâs best bar. The Spare Room, 4830 NE 42nd Ave., 287-5800, spareroompdx.com. 9 pm-2:30 am. $12. 21+.
The Chicharones, the Doo Doo Funk All Stars
The best rap duo in the world and the
Jerry Joseph & the Jackmormons, I Can Lick any SOB in the House
Two of Portlandâs best live bands get hellish. Danteâs, 350 W Burnside St., 226-6630. 9 pm. $30 in advance, $35 day of show. 21+.
Langhorne Slim and the Law, The Builders and the Butchers
Like a dark heart in a wicked town of red-dress preachers who sink and drown, itâs the Builders and the Butchers! Bagdad Theater & Pub, 3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd., cascadetickets.com. 9 pm. $25 in advance, $30 at the door. 21+.
Nurses, Radiation City, Wild Ones, DJ Beyonda
Thatâs some real good indie pop! Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi Ave., mississippistudios.com. 9 pm. $17. 21+.
The Parson Red Heads, Welfare
The Beatlesâ album A Hard Dayâs Night will be played in its entirety. White Eagle Saloon, 836 N Russell St., cascadetickets.com. 9:30 pm. $10. 21+.
Pierced Arrows, the Bloodtypes, Iron Lords
Fred and Toody and Kelly are the best. Go party with them. Ash St. Saloon, 225 SW Ash St., ashstreetsaloon.com. 9:30 pm. $10. 21+.
Quarterflash, Jon Koonce
Hell, yes, theyâre back. Oregonâs biggest
band of 1981 reunites for the 30th anniversary of its Billboard-topping
single, âHarden My Heart.â Scoff all you likeâhave you ever toured with
Elton John? Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie Ave., aladdin-theater.com. 9 pm. $35 in advance, $40 day of show. 21+. Red Fang, Rabbits, Lord Dying
ILLUSTRATION: Katie Daisy
Sizzle Pie celebrates its anniversary in the most metal fashion possibleâwith Rabbitsâ thunder and scream. Star Theater, 13 NW 6th Ave., startheaterportland.com. 9 pm. $15. 21+.
Freak Mountain Ramblers
he rockingest bluegrass around. Kennedy School, 5736 NE 42nd Ave., cascadetickets.com. 9 pm. Free. 21+.
The Reservations, Big Black Cloud, New York Rifles, the Hollywood Tans, Red Ships of Spain
Rex Marshallâs sleazy psychedelic fuzz quartet headlines an all-ages evening of snarling garage rock. Backspace, 115 NW 5th Ave., backspace.bz. 9 pm. $10. All ages.
The Scott Pemberton Superband, The Soul Stew DJs
Guitarist Scott Pemberton makes up for
his jam-band tendencies with jaw-dropping virtuosity. Here he appears
with a doubled-up version of his usual trio, with two drummers, two
bassists and two guitar players. For the dance-averse, DJs will spin
upstairs. The Goodfoot, 2845 SE Stark St., thegoodfoot.com. 9 pm. $10 for DJs, $15 for Scott Pemberton. 21+.
Talkdemonic, DJ Freaky Outty, Deelay Ceelay, Brainstorm
Our 2005 Best New Band survey winner
headlines a very arty dance party with fellow dance duos Deelay Ceelay,
who make their own video projections, and Brainstorm, who are so rockinâ
they sometimes deploy a tuba. Mission Theater, 16241 NW Glisan St., cascadetickets.com. 9 pm. $16 in advance, $18 day of show. 21+.
Tragedy, Night Nurse
Hardcore trio Tragedy is a real big deal just about everywhere but Portland, the Memphis-born bandâs adopted hometown. Plan B. 1305 SE 8th Ave. 9 pm. $5. 21+.
Two Beers Veirs, Black Prairie, The Minus 5
LaurelThirst Public House, 2958 NE Glisan St., 232-1504. 8 pm. $25. 21+.
Weinland New Yearâs Eve Supergroup, Fruit Bats
For the third year running, Weinland and
the bandâs many friendsâRitchie Young, Brian Perez, Eric Johnson and too
many others to listâperform killer covers of Heart, Bowie, Van Halen,
Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, Queen, Prince and the like. Guaranteed
to be killer. Doug Fir Lounge, 830 E Burnside St., dougfirlounge.com. 9 pm-2 am. 21+. $16 in advance, $18 day of show.
The Winebirds, Tango Alpha Tango
The Winebirds are a moody pop sextet that
learned all the right lessons from Pink Floyd and the Cardigans. Tango
Alpha Tango sounds kind of like Muse jamming with Matchbox Twenty,
without the most annoying parts of either band. Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th Ave., somedaylounge.com. 9 pm. $15. 21+.
I Just Wanna Eat
The innovative Alberta Street restaurant
rises like a phoenix from the literal ashes (it was closed by a roof
fire July 4) with a new yearâs menu featuring duck roulade, slow-poached
sturgeon andâooh!ââquince, cranberry, chamomile anglaise.â 1733 NE Alberta St., 287-2400, aviarypdx.com. 5-11 pm. $65 per person, $90 with wine pairings.
A five-course dinner featuring trumpets of death gnocchi and music from DJ IZM. 306 NW Broadway, 222-4458, giltclub.com. 9 pm. $75. 21+.
3808 N Williams Ave., 288-6200, lincolnpdx.com. Dinner 5:30-10 pm. $50.
The cocktail bar offers a multiple-course dinner with cocktail pairings. 1015 NW Everett St., 445-8109, teardroplounge.com. 5:30-8:30 pm. $100. 21+.
The sweet shop brings back its annual
chocolate buffet. The first 100 customers who purchase a beverage after
11 pm at either of Pixâs two locations get free chocolate mousse, ice
cream ganache, meringue, beer and so on. 3901 N Williams Ave., 282-6539; 3402 SE Division St., 232-4407; pixpatisserie.com. Buffet begins at midnight. 21+.
Chef Trent Pierce will serve a six-course
menu of Japanese fare, followed by a party DJâd by sous chef Lady J
featuring $2 beers and $4 punch. 3131 SE Division St., 236-0205; wafupdx.com.
Dinner seatings 5-7:30 pm, party 9 pm-1 am. $50 for dinner, $70 with
sake pairings. The party is free. 21+.
I Just Wanna Play
One ticket gets you unlimited play on the arcadeâs 80-some games. 511 NW Couch St., groundkontrol.com. 5 pm-2 am. $15. 21+.