Top Five Things To Do When Death Grips Doesn't Show Up For Its Concert At The Roseland

Stay positive. But if they don't show up, here are some ideas.

By WW MUSIC STAFF
DEATH GRIPS

1. Go to Ground Kontrol.

Let out the rage you were going to unleash in the pit by totally dominating the BurgerTime machine.


2. Stop in at Mary's.

"I've Seen Footage" is kind of an apocalyptic stripper jam. Maybe you can persuade one of the dancers to use it for her routine. On second thought, best not make requests.


3. Get a scoop of Peanut Butter Dream at Ruby Jewel.

Ice cream makes everything better.


4. Dance the disappointment away at Tube.

Tonight they're spinning techno and deep house. It's not abrasive noise rap, but it'll have to do for a Sunday.


5. See Jurassic World again.

Death Grips songs are basically just dinosaur noises, anyway.

SEE IT: Death Grips plays Roseland Theater, 8 NW 6th Ave., on Sunday, June 21. 8 pm. Sold out. All ages.

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