Band Name of the Week: Mooseknuckle and, um, Moose Knuckle!

By Amy Mccullough
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  1. Exercise shorts, stretchpants and Leggings, including Lycra or Spandex
  2. Hotpants
  3. Very tight-fitting Jeans or Shorts
  4. Shaven genitalia
  1. Camel Toe
  2. Clit-splitter (referring to very tight jeans)
  3. Burger, referring to a hamburger viewed from the side.
  4. Fractal Attractor
  5. Deer Foot, popularized by Oakland rapper Keak Da Sneak
  6. Split Lip
  7. Mandlebrot Muffin
  8. Beaver Cleaver (Canadian origin)
  9. Thunderpaw, referring to a very large camel toe
  10. Vertical smile
Moose Knuckle plays Friday, Oct. 6 at Rock 'N' Roll Pizza with Aftermind, Obrien's Enemy and The Jezebel Spirit.

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