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WWeek 2015
Haute-N-Ready: Pizza Hut's Hot Dog-Stuffed Crust Pizza
"Fuck it, dude, let's just put hot dogs in the crust," suggested a Pizza Hut exec after the chain's failed relaunch as an artisanal brand.
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