Haute-N-Ready: Pizza Hut's Hot Dog-Stuffed Crust Pizza
"Fuck it, dude, let's just put hot dogs in the crust," suggested a Pizza Hut exec after the chain's failed relaunch as an artisanal brand.
ByJOHN LOCANTHI
Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Weekâs trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food of the common man.