Things I Learned About the Food Network at Lunch Today

By KELLY CLARKE
Diners, Drive-ins, Dives
Otto's Sausage Kitchen
the Food Network has descended upon Portland again.
Guy Fieri's
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peroxide-blonde, spike-headed Fieri
Camaro SS
Today's targets were Southeast Belmont's Pine Street Biscuits and Woodstock wiener haven Otto's
Arleta Library Cafe
Pok Pok
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another
Yep, this is show biz, people.
TV people waste a lot of tape.
TV people don't get to see their families much.
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TV people don't like it when you really eat.
TV is not real.
TV is not real. And my father is not gay.
TV people dig Portland.
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Image of Food Network release placard at Pine State by Ben Waterhouse. Image of Fieri and Camaro courtesy of writemeg.wordpress.com. An Otto's lover with a camera has promised to send me shots of the Food Network crew at the sausage kitchen. I'll add 'em one I've got them.

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