Creeper Crawl: The Haunted Maize

Because it's a maze made out of maize, you see...

By MATTHEW SINGER
Who's the weird old person hanging around the packs of high school kids at Portland-area haunted houses? The one who reeks of good coffee and cheap gin? Yeah, that’s a Willamette Week writer out reviewing local haunts for Creeper Crawl 2012.
The Haunted Maize
16511 NW Gillihan Rd., Sauvie Island, 621-7110
The scene:
Cost:
Portlandia
The backstory:
Biggest scare:
Right?!?!
Blood spilled:

Lamest moment:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Grade:

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