Who's the weird old person hanging around the packs of high school kids at Portland-area haunted houses? The one who reeks of good coffee and cheap gin? Yeah, that’s a Willamette Week writer out reviewing local haunts for Creeper Crawl 2012.

Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Rose Quarter, 1 N Center Court St. 
The scene:
The backstory:
Walking Dead
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