Who's the weird old person hanging around the packs of high school kids at Portland-area haunted houses? The one who reeks of good coffee and cheap gin? Yeah, that’s a Willamette Week writer out reviewing local haunts for Creeper Crawl 2012.

8805 SW Canyon Lane, Beaverton, 222-5554
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Biggest scare:

Blood spilled:
Lamest moment:
Friday the 13th
Jason in Space
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