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Your dog is in need of a good lay.
Every time I see a dog in a crate, I remember why I would hate to be a dog. If your hunny bunny had a say–like if dogs could speak—what would they say?
They would likely vent about seeing an ex from the pound on your morning jaunt through Laurelhurst Park, they might express something a tad speciesist about the family cat or they could insist you leave the door open while you urinate. Fair. But the truth is: dogs want a nicer bed; it's the only thing in this world that's truly theirs.
Sleep is just as important for your doge as it is for you. So, we're talking up four solid dog beds that will keep your dog less depressed when they consider the fact that, even at best, their mattress is a plus-sized pillow.
FurHaven Orthopedic Dog Sofa Bed
Throw on a cat for $50.01.
What has life taught any of us so far? Size matters, and even the family pet knows it. The FurHaven Orthopedic Dog Sofa looks like a couch. This is important because dogs love feeling like humans, which is why they occasionally succumb to unforeseen fatalities like chocolate and skydiving. The FurHaven’s orthopedic foam base massages your pet’s pressure points, making it a happier camper. Its jumbo size will seat your dog, your cat, your goldfish and maybe even your snake.
Petmate Deluxe Pillow Bed with Microban
Make fleas jealous for $22.57.
The Petmate Deluxe Pillow Bed is the TARVA of the dog world. This lavish red and gold-striped chenille designed super pillow is destined to complement your condo's resident mid-century modern chic. It includes microban antimicrobial protection, which means fleas will never match the coziness your dog will exercise daily with this Petmate product. The reviews are in and pooches love this one so much, they don't even attempt to chew it up! (Except for sometimes.)
Best Friends by Sheri OrthoComfort Deep Dish Cuddler
Have your dog sleep in a cupcake for $21.99.
This is not a bed for big dogs (basically any pup over 25 pounds), but if you have a chihuahuas or pomeranian, this dog bed might even make you a little jealous. The Best Friends by Sheri OrthComfort Deep Dish Cuddler has your dog looking like they were swallowed by a towel or a baked good. It’s extraordinarily soft with an emphasis on providing pets with joint pain personalized leisure. What’s also marketable here is that you can throw this thing into the washing machine and dryer, or vacuum dry it.
Kuranda Chewproof Indoor Bed
Tell that chewer what's what for $99.95.
Admittedly, the Kuranda is a little tacky. It looks a bit like a miniature pool table, but it's certified chewproof. Huskies, we're looking at you. This bed is designed for heavier dogs (up to 125 pounds), and there's an aluminum option for even heavier pets. Additionally, it's abrasion resistant, and it comes with a 1 year warranty, so if you don't like it, return it and you can spring for 1-3 on this list instead.
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