Be the Coolest Person At Your Ugly Sweater Party With Star Wars-Themed Sweaters

Take up to 50% off ugly holiday sweaters, 30% off of white noise sleeping machines, and over 50% off of our favorite CD player-mounted smartphone holder.

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Good morning, everyone. We’re going to be mixing things up a little this week here at Cool Stuff and post some of our daily deals instead of our usual product reviews, which you’ll be able to find on WWeek later today. Without further adieu, here are Star Wars ugly sweaters:

Take up to 50% off on ugly sweaters, including Star Wars and Disney themes, through the end of the day


“Luke…do you have any weed?” It is both new Star Wars flick season and holiday party season, meaning that ’tis the season to combine your love of both at your next ugly sweater party. Until the end of the day you can take up to 50% off of a ton of novelty ugly sweaters emblazoned with everything from Star Wars characters to “naughty” Christmas puns to beer.


Good, good. Let the cheer flow through you.

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Take 30% off white noise sleeping machines by LectroFan through the end of the day


As I limp through my late 20’s, I’ve started to appreciate the value of a good night’s sleep much more than I did eight years ago. I sleep with a fan on in the bedroom, it’s soothing whir helping to drown out city noise and the screams that echo across the Park blocks at night. And apparently, these things actually work, causing your brain to focus on the gentle whir of the machine instead of some fuckface honking their horn at 1 am.

Through the end of the day, you can take $15 off of this slightly upscale model from LectroFan, which comes with ten fan sounds and ten ambient noise variations, including white noise, pink noise and something called brown noise (lmao), all at adjustable volumes. And you can get them in your choice of white or black.

Get a CD player-mounted universal smart phone holder from TechMatte for over 50% off


Two months ago, we launched Cool Stuff with an article about how a smart phone car mount could save you from a thousand dollar fine. Two months later and it’s still illegal to check your phone while you drive. Thankfully, car smartphone mounts remain the best, least expensive way to check your directions or texts without touching your phone.

RELATED: Don’t Want to Get Fined $1,000? You’d Better Get A Smartphone Mount.

Our pick for best CD-slot mounted smart phone holder (compatible with iPhone and Android models) is a couple bucks off today (down to $9-$11, depending on if you have Prime), making it the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone who navigates our fair town in an automobile.

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