Skip to main contentDr. James Dobson: Christian-right kingpin. SpongeBob SquarePants: talking cartoon sponge. Last month, destiny brought them together, when Dobson condemned SquarePants for appearing in a video (for children!) promoting "tolerance" and hit the airwaves to blast the Sponge for serving the Gay Agenda.
But who are these guys? We prepared this handy comparative chart.
| DR. JAMES DOBSON | SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS |
| MODUS OPERANDI | |
| Evangelical power broker. | Talking sponge who wears square pants. | FRIENDS |
| George W. Bush | Patrick (a pink starfish), Mr. Krab, Squidward. | CREDENTIALS |
| Ph.D. in child development. | Cooks at the Krusty Krab. | FANBASE STATS |
| Radio program reaches 7 million listeners. | Movie opened on more than 3.ooo screens. | BASED IN |
| Colorado Springs, Colo. | Bikini Bottom. | SINISTER HEADQUARTERS FACTS |
| Gets so much mail he has his own ZIP code. | Lives in a pineapple under the sea. | GAY FACTOR |
| Runs a ministry for "ex-gays," Love Won Out. | Runs around in his underwear. | SIGNATURE TITLES |
| Dare to Discipline; The Strong-Willed Child. | "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler.". | KEY QUOTES |
| "Childhood symbols are appenently being hijacked to promote an agenda that involves teaching homosexual propaganda to children.". | "Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!". |
WWeek 2015