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Get Your Reps In: “Conan the Barbarian” Is Still a Remarkable Spectacle

Playing an enslaved gladiator questing to avenge his family, Arnold certainly is…huge.

Conan the Barbarian 1982 (IMDB)

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

There’s no doubt that Conan the Barbarian is the movie that launched Arnold Schwarzenegger as a movie star. Playing an enslaved gladiator questing to avenge his family, Arnold certainly is…huge.

But it’s everything else that makes Conan a remarkable spectacle more than 40 years later.

With a script originally by Oliver Stone and then rewritten by director John Milius, the economy of storytelling—simple third-person narration over Conan’s sweeping journey—leaves the movie pleasantly light on exposition.

Then, there’s the late James Earl Jones playing a cunning snake-cult leader. The acting icon, so known for his voice, moves mountains with his eyes in Conan, beginning with an early hypnosis scene in which Jones delivers a look every bit as beguiling and forlorn as the deepest Bela Lugosi stare.

Top it off with a lush, gargantuan score by Basil Poledouris that just goes impossibly hard. Pour one out for the lost art of scoring action scenes with a 50-piece brass section. Academy, April 10–16.

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Chance Solem-Pfeifer

Chance Solem-Pfeifer is a film critic and arts journalist. He hosts "The Kick" movie podcast on the Now Playing Network and is a founding member of the Portland Critics Association.

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