MONDAY

$1 for three tacos at Gil's Speakeasy Tavern (609 SE Taylor St., 503-234-8991) a punky dive and sports bar hidden under an apartment complex.

$1 wells at Renner's (7819 SW Capitol Highway, 503-246-9097), for those looking desperately to be embalmed alive in Multnomah Village.

(Henry Cromett)
(Henry Cromett)

$2.50 pints all day at Slabtown's Lompoc Tavern (1620 NW 23rd Ave., 503-894-9374) or Sellwood's Oaks Bottom Pub (1621 SE Bybee Blvd., 503-232-1728, lompocbrewing.com). Regular happy hour applies as well.

$5 margaritas, $2 ribs and $3 pulled-pork sliders all day at Laurelhurst Market's barbecue spinoff Reverend's BBQ (7712 SE 13th Ave.,

503-327-8755).

$5 spaghetti dinner at the Spare Room (4830 NE 42nd Ave., 503-287-5800), a refurbished Cully bowling alley with live music, live-sax karaoke and a heart of gold.

(Vivian Johnson)
(Vivian Johnson)

$4.95 fish and chips and half-off bottles of wine to go at regional chain Stanford's (913 Lloyd Center, 503-335-0811, stanfords.com).

$6 martinis and margaritas, and $4 Stella, at Vault Martini Bar (226 NW 12th Ave., 503-224-4909).

$3.50 Well Drinks and $16 prime rib dinner for Meat Mondays at the Barlow Tavern (6008 N Greeley Ave., 503-289-1163).

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