What’s Your Strain Name?

Silver Diesel Kush? Funky Scooter Haze?

1. FIRST INITIAL

A. Atomic

B. Granddaddy

C. Purple

D. Snozberry

E. Mango

F. Silver

G. Pineapple

H. Juicy

I. Pure

J. Lemon

K. Platinum

L. Double

M. California

N. Space

O. Red

P. Green

Q. Lavender

R. Super

S. Sour

T. Funky

U. Banana

V. Blue

W. Huckleberry

X. Orange

Y. Oregon

Z. Dynamite

2. LAST INITIAL

A. Platypus

B. Bubba

C. Dawg

D. Obama

E. Trainwreck

F. Monkey

G. Air Bud

H. Scooter

I. Skunk

J. Gnome

K. McLovin

L. Bacon

M. Fuck

N. Jesus

O. Lebowski

P. Elf

Q. Zombie

R. Buddha

S. Ghostbuster

T. Thunder

U. Shamwow

V. Beyoncé

W. Smurf

X. Wonka

Y. Hurricane

Z. Alien

3. BIRTH MONTH

January: Diesel

February: Cheese

March: Dragon

April: Breath

May: Reserve

June: Gold

July: Kush

August: Krush

September: Cookies

October: Dream

November: OG

December: Haze

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