"Sex Crazed Poodle" And Seven Other Bizarro Moments in the Al Gore Report

By AARON MESH
Al Gore
A masseuse's allegations to
Portland police officers about
Al Gore
police report
"adductor"
muscle
elsewhere
second chakra
crazed sex poodle
right
He's rotund, you know?"
"Get off me, you big lummox!"
"Dear Mr. President" by Pink.
Tipper. Feelings. Deeper self:
We really want to hear this song.

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