Five Zero Trees

If Instagram started a dispensary, it might come out like Five Zero Trees.

By Matt Stangel
(Five Zero Trees, Henry Cromett)
5336 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway, 971-544-7828, fivezerotrees.com. 8 am-9:45 pm daily.
If Instagram started a dispensary, it might come out like Five Zero Trees. Everything here is photogenic. The lobby is all warm wood panels and air plants arranged inside teardrop terrariums. Behind the flower station is a glass partition showing leggy clones ready to come home with you, like so many doggies in the window. Across the room are the obligatory edibles and extracts, as well as a wall of pretty smoking accessories. But the main attraction is the premium flower. Just like those mouthwatering nug pics on your weed friend’s Instagram, it’s all picture perfect. I was wowed by pretty much everything I saw, but somehow I walked out with three strains grown by Resin Ranchers, who got me with their loud smells and best-in-show bag appeal. 
(Five Zero Trees, Henry Cromett)
(Five Zero Trees, Henry Cromett)

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Matt Stangel

Matt Stangel

Matt Stangel has written about art, music, and culture in Portland for nearly a decade. He's a longtime cannabis enthusiast and is here to help you find the very best weed Oregon has to offer. When he's not writing or enjoying the greener things in life, he makes music under the moniker import/import and performs his songs with a band called No Pho

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